so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.
Sincerely, Be Like HanHan
I think it’s the first time I see gifsets of this scene with comments that focus on how Han Solo respects Leia’s feelings instead of incest jokes. Kudos to you, tumblr user jamesfactscalvin :)
I would totally have gone for the incest joke.
Aaand my Saturday night ends with my dad and sister getting in a yelling match. It just gets better.
Waaaaah. This is a very Erin-feels-sorry-for-herself day. Mostly because I’m not close to the friends I used to be close to (both in terms of physical location and of friendship) like I want to be, and I have no one here to fill that gap in my life.
Lololol so I just reached a follower milestone of 300 (wooo thanks, you few and proud fellows) and then I saw a post from someone I follow saying that they just reached 15,000. Hahaaaaaa story of my life
Welp. So I’m friends with this young couple, and they have a roommate living with them right now. I hung out with the three of them the other night and the roommate is super cute and a pretty cool guy (
plus I had a major crush on him in high school so there’s that). So I’m all like, huh, wouldn’t it be cool to hang out with him more in the future *wink wink nudge nudge*
Turns out he’s dating the sister/sister-in-law of this couple.
Ugh. I just remembered a dream I had last night that was really disturbing. I was visiting my older brother, when all of a sudden some old guys showed up at the door, said some threatening stuff, and then stabbed him. It was freaking traumatizing.